1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,120 This presentation is rated TVPG. 2 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,140 You want to give it a rest, Deolus? 3 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,600 You've been whining since dawn. 4 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,880 You should be proud, he says. 5 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:27,800 These are vital supplies, he says. 6 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:30,150 I wouldn't trust just anybody. 7 00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:32,009 Think about the honor. 8 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,090 What does Cardinal think I am? 9 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:36,650 Huh? A donkey? 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,470 Well, what's the matter? 11 00:00:38,710 --> 00:00:39,710 Tired already? 12 00:00:39,890 --> 00:00:43,930 Me? I don't know. I got a good couple hours left in me. Easy. 13 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:45,370 Easy. 14 00:00:46,450 --> 00:00:47,450 Easy. 15 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:11,080 Paradigm. 16 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,400 Actually, you know what? I gotta rest. 17 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:19,700 Quickly. 18 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,480 See you back at the... 19 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:27,680 Good. 20 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,020 I think I put too much on my hand. 21 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:34,120 Well, actually, a breather wouldn't hurt. 22 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,840 Jeff, you're on. Come on, guys. 23 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,740 Now, Chiron is depending on us. 24 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,800 It won't hurt. 25 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,100 Bye. 26 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:45,440 Bye, everyone. 27 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,480 Bye. 28 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:50,860 Okay, maybe for just a couple hours. 29 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,210 I'm coming. 30 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,030 Hi. 31 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:12,510 I know Hercules. 32 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:14,090 Mind if I play? 33 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,270 I'm in shipping. 34 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:30,070 Shipping. Just got in off the coast. 35 00:02:30,630 --> 00:02:32,230 Yeah, and I'm a producer. 36 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,530 Yeah, I'm looking for some fresh talent. 37 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,870 Oh no, here he comes! 38 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:48,130 Hey. 39 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:58,490 Mortals? On my beach? 40 00:02:58,750 --> 00:02:59,750 No way. 41 00:03:04,690 --> 00:03:05,690 Hey! Hey! 42 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:14,330 What the hell? Are you alright? You hurt? 43 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:21,870 Getting a little hot under the car? 44 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:24,550 Are you starting to get the feeling you're not wanted? 45 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:25,850 Apolo! 46 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:38,810 In an age of light and darkness, Zeus, king of the gods, ruled the universe. 47 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,530 He had a son, young Hercules. 48 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:58,210 Half god, half man, young Hercules longs to find his place in the world. The 49 00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:02,270 father he's never known, and what it means to be a hero. 50 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:09,560 Before the man became legend, before the legend became men, came the greatest 51 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,900 adventure of all. 52 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,860 Apollo, it's me, Hercules. 53 00:04:26,940 --> 00:04:30,040 Hercules! I didn't recognize you at first. 54 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:32,850 I guess the joke's on me, huh? 55 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:36,950 Listen, 56 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,350 what were you so mad at anyway? 57 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:42,810 Well, how would you feel if you caught three mortals on your turf? 58 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,090 Oh, should I say two and a half? 59 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:52,070 Well, 60 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:53,910 listen, we didn't really know it was your turf. 61 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:55,250 Eh, never mind. 62 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,650 I'll tell you what. 63 00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:59,950 I don't usually do this, but you can stay. 64 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:02,150 As my special guest, of course. 65 00:05:02,710 --> 00:05:03,930 I don't know if you should do this. 66 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:05,950 Hey, 67 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:07,150 you. 68 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:09,250 Then again, it would be kind of rude to say no. 69 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,070 Hey, 70 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,590 can we play, little brother? 71 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:15,290 You probably want to have a private chat. 72 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:16,730 Get to know me a little better. 73 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:19,770 Even though you're the black sheep of the family. 74 00:05:20,430 --> 00:05:21,830 I don't mind being seen with you. 75 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:24,010 Nah, that's just the kind of God I am. 76 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,140 Oh, no, no, really, that's fine. Thanks. 77 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,840 Please, sir, let me. 78 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:35,700 No, no, no. 79 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,080 Don't call me sir. 80 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,180 You don't understand. 81 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,920 I have to. 82 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,300 Okay, okay. 83 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:44,660 Back a bit. 84 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,660 Up a bit. Too far. 85 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,400 Now back. 86 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,400 That'll do. 87 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,520 No. 88 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,700 What do you think of my setup here? 89 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,060 Where's my straw? 90 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,340 You were saying? 91 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,280 Oh, I was just saying. 92 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,780 Is this the low -fat hummus? 93 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:12,900 Uh -huh. 94 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,760 Okay, go. 95 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,820 Well, it's nice. 96 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:20,340 Yeah. 97 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,140 This is the life. 98 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,540 Nothing to do but bask in my own glory with worshipful nips orbiting around me. 99 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,360 Where in Tartarus is my table? 100 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,140 Sorry. 101 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:47,360 I'm so sorry. 102 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,280 Oh, no, no, it's fine, really. Apollo? 103 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,360 No problem. 104 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,660 What did you do that for? 105 00:06:59,470 --> 00:07:00,470 She had it coming. 106 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:05,050 What did he do? The same thing he always does if you make him angry. 107 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:06,990 I'll make him angry. 108 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:09,110 No, at least don't. 109 00:07:09,490 --> 00:07:10,650 You'll just make it worse. 110 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:13,730 Okay. Come on. 111 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:16,970 Hey, 112 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:19,030 chill, bro. 113 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,570 They love me here. 114 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:22,130 They know the rules. 115 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:23,830 I'm the guy. 116 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,190 Well, no. 117 00:07:26,410 --> 00:07:28,090 I'm not going to chill, bro. 118 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:31,320 Because God or no God, you shouldn't treat people like that, okay? 119 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:42,480 What would you know about how a God should act? You live like a mortal in 120 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:43,480 loser academy. 121 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:48,060 Hey, hey, buddy. I am really proud of my loser academy, all right? 122 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,340 Besides, at least all of us there like each other. 123 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,880 Are you saying nobody likes me? 124 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:57,720 Well, how could they? They're too busy being scared of you. 125 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,380 Maybe it's time you found out why. 126 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:14,620 Oh. 127 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:31,720 What's going on now? 128 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,919 Apollo! He's going to the sun! 129 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:40,520 About time he left. 130 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:46,740 You made him mad. 131 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,500 Yes. 132 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,240 And now we're all going to pay for it. 133 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,060 Okay, so he took his little board and went off to salt. 134 00:08:54,940 --> 00:08:56,040 So what's so scary about that? 135 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,780 I don't know. 136 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:01,260 I've never seen a ball so mad. 137 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,100 Guys, is it getting hotter out here or is it just me? 138 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:07,940 No, it's not just you. 139 00:09:09,540 --> 00:09:10,760 I'm starting to bake like a chicken. 140 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,339 Come on. 141 00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:13,340 You guys want to get me out of here? 142 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,860 Come on. Hurry up. 143 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:21,880 All right. 144 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:23,260 Let's find some cover. 145 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,300 The cabana! 146 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:34,620 Okay. 147 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,940 Hey, the water! 148 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:41,820 It's steaming. 149 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:43,460 Apologize! 150 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:03,440 with me, then come down here and do something about it. 151 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:15,180 You can't tell me I'm not adored, you pathetic little half -god. 152 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:25,860 The world doesn't revolve around you, Apollo. 153 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:32,850 You can say whatever you like. They worship me. 154 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,310 Oh, yeah. 155 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,670 Oh, I can see that. 156 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:50,530 We're going to go back to our pathetic mortal friends at our loser academy, all 157 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:51,530 right? 158 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,210 We'll see how many friends you've got. 159 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,130 Anybody ever tell you you've got some crazy relatives? 160 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:14,750 You should meet Ares. 161 00:11:15,030 --> 00:11:17,330 Listen, I'm just glad the Academy's over that rise. 162 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,530 That looks like fire. The Academy! 163 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,280 You two, over there! Move! 164 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,500 Save the farm! 165 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,360 Baby, I need cadets by the well! You two, wait! 166 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,840 Get the school records out of the school room! Go! Yes, sir! You! 167 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:49,140 Don't let the flames anywhere near the supplies of lamp oil! Go! 168 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,040 Oh! 169 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,130 Did you forget? 170 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,310 I rise in the east. 171 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:28,010 Death in the West. 172 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:44,790 I think he's after me. 173 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,270 Thank the gods you've arrived. 174 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:49,550 Those medical supplies are badly needed. Take him to the infirmary at once. 175 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,250 Here. 176 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:52,510 Actually, wait. 177 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,110 What do you mean, after you? 178 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,450 We had a family quarrel. 179 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,970 Now he's taking it out on you. 180 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:10,090 Well, your presence here will only make him angrier. I suggest you get out of 181 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,130 sight. We can handle this. Listen, I'm not going to hide, all right? I've got 182 00:13:13,130 --> 00:13:14,130 make things right. 183 00:13:14,270 --> 00:13:16,970 All the more reason why Apollo shouldn't see you. Now, come on, go! 184 00:13:22,630 --> 00:13:29,490 Welcome home, little brother. 185 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:33,790 I've chipped a light burning for you. 186 00:14:06,350 --> 00:14:07,350 I heard what you said before. 187 00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:09,610 None of this would be happening if it weren't for you. 188 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,690 You started this. 189 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:17,150 You know, some of us are getting pretty tired of all the trouble you and your 190 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:20,950 God family get us into. Why can't you just leave us out of it for once? 191 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,210 Leave him alone. 192 00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:23,230 Hurts one of us, okay? 193 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,350 He's part God. 194 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,390 And God's a nothing but trouble. 195 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,570 Come on. 196 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:30,950 Let's not let a guy run. 197 00:14:44,339 --> 00:14:45,560 Protect the academy. 198 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,900 Are you happy now? 199 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,540 There's no time for that. 200 00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,260 Go on. 201 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,500 Go on. 202 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,820 All right. 203 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,480 And we need squads in every quadrant. There's no time where this guy's going 204 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,500 pop off. That's what I do. 205 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,420 You're up and selling. Let's go. Come on. 206 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:21,849 For sure. 207 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,550 Don't listen to me. I've got more important things to do. 208 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,090 Like save the academy. He doesn't want the academy. He wants me. 209 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,490 He's going to get me. 210 00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:34,390 We've got to stop him. I know. I know. Come on. I've got a plan. 211 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,230 Archers. 212 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,690 I'm ready. 213 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,130 There he is. 214 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,430 Release. 215 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,380 Well, if you can't stand the heat, you better get out of the academy. 216 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:06,820 Hey, look out! 217 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,300 Where is he? 218 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,040 Where are you hiding, coward? 219 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:21,740 Hey, bro. 220 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,400 Oh, where's your sunny disposition? 221 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,260 Leave my friends alone. 222 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Friends? 223 00:16:38,740 --> 00:16:40,120 Who are you kidding? 224 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,900 You think I can't hear? 225 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,840 Well, they wish they'd never met you. 226 00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:50,340 That's because of you, all right? It didn't take much if you asked me. 227 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,620 That's the problem with mortals. They're so fickle. 228 00:17:56,020 --> 00:18:00,420 It's like I always say, blood is thicker than water. 229 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,530 I've had enough of Mr. 230 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,210 Popularity. 231 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,770 So that's what this is about. 232 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,110 He's jealous Herc has friends. 233 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,750 Well, had friends. 234 00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:47,330 He's still got me. 235 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,550 Time to put you out of my misery. 236 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,470 Yolas, what are you doing? 237 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,290 If you want Hercules, you're going to have to go through me first. 238 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:30,710 Well, that should be tough. 239 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,590 Me too. 240 00:19:34,710 --> 00:19:35,710 And me. 241 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:36,930 And me. 242 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,010 Yeah, me too. 243 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:39,550 We're with you, Hercules. 244 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,430 You think I can't? 245 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,290 You think I won't? 246 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,650 I'm a god. 247 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,070 You're nothing but a bunch of puny little mortal. 248 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:03,590 They're more than that. 249 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,650 You alright? I'm okay, I'm okay. 250 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,250 They're my friends. 251 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:12,150 Of course, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 252 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,089 I'll tell you what. 253 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:16,030 You want something of your own, it's real easy. 254 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:17,570 Stop being such a jerk. 255 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,880 I don't have to stand here and take this. I'm Apollo. 256 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,920 Oh, no, you're Apollo, God of the Sun. Yeah, whatever. You know what? Keep 257 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,660 telling yourself that, and you'll have someone to talk to. 258 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Yeah! 259 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,140 All right, let's put out these fires, huh? All right, come on. 260 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,660 Good job, cadets. 261 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,580 Hey, thanks, Helens. Hey, that's what friends are for, all right? 262 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,420 Right.